Q1) What do you put in a toaster?
Answer the question before you scroll down......................
Answer:- Bread....
If you said "toast" then give up now and go and find yourself a shoe box as you can't handle life....
If you said "bread" then please progress on to question 2.
(Q2) Say "silk" 5 times, now spell "silk"..... What do cows drink?
Answer:- "Water"
If you said "milk", then may I suggest that you do not try the next question, as it may seem that your brain cell is over-taxed, you need a holiday... May I suggest children's world?
If you said "water" then you may go onto question 3 .
(Q3) If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a pink house is made out of pink bricks, a black house is made out of black bricks.... What is a green house made out of?
Answer:- "Glass"
If you said "green bricks" then what the hell are you still doing here reading these questions!!!!
If you said "glass" then please progress onto question 4 .
(Q4) 20 years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 ft, over the old country Germany when 2 of the engines fail, the pilot realising that the last remaining engine was failing, decides a crash landing procedure, but unfortunately the engine fails before time and the plane crashes smack bang in the middle of "No Man's Land", the land between East Germany and West Germany in the middle of the Berlin Wall. Where would you bury the survivors: East Germany, West Germany or in "No Man's Land?"
Answer:- You don't bury "survivors."
If you said anything other than the sentence above then please never fly, you may cause more damage should the plane crash!!!
If you said the sentence above then carry on to question 5.
(Q5) If on a clock the hour hand moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand travel in 1 hour?
Answer:- "1 Degree."
If you said "360 degrees", or anything other than the answer, may I congratulate you on getting this far... but be honest with yourself, do you think you can handle the last and final question?
If you said "1 degree" then please go on to the last question.
(Q6) **Without using a calculator**
You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven (Wales).
In London 17 people get on the bus,
In Reading 6 people get off, 9 people get on,
In Swindon 2 people get off, 4 people get on,
In Cardiff 11 people get off,16 people get on,
In Swansea 3 people get off, 5 people get on,
In Carmarthen, 6 people get off,3 people get on
The bus then pulls into Milford have bus depot.....
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer:- "Your name". Read the first line.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
(FUNNY) HELP called by wife...
Sent: Wednesday, October 20, 2002 9:38 PM
Subject: Boyfriend 5.0
Dear Help Desk,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
--Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse causes Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
- -Help Desk
Monday, June 2, 2008
yes ...RAJASTHAN ROYALS won...(IPL)
woofff!!! What a match.The Final match between chennai superkings and rajasthan royals played at mumbai today (2nd june) has been won by rajasthan royals..
What a show.
match went upto last ball of the last over..
A good and thrilling finish to IPL.
As the first season is over Rajasthan royals are theipl champions.This rajasthan royals lead by shane wane(only australian captain in ALL IPL teams),was decleared and seen as underdog,and was suppposed to be out in first round only,but a galliant team effort brave perfomances of shane watson,and yusuf pathan lead this team to win the tournament....
Yosuf pathan in this final match gave an allround performance by scorin 56 runs and taking 3 wickets...And so was rightly declared man of match..
While shane watson was declared man of series...
Before starting of match many performance were given as remarking closing ceremony..
some pics are shown.
.Ipl ended with much pomp and show.many performances were given by bollywood stars.
As was expected the best team won.Rajasthan royals were at the top of points table from staring only..In this Final match they showed Nerves Control,will to win,teamspirit and Class.
So the Best team won!!%#@%^&*$%^&*
Sunday, June 1, 2008
IPL ....NEWS
now Both the Semi's are over..
first-->That was between Rajasthan Royals and delhi daredevils
was won by Rajasthan royals.....
while..
second--->between kings xI punjab and chennai superkings held today(31st may 2008)
was won by supekings
Final that is supposed to be played tomorrow at mumbai.
between royals and superkings..
lets wait and letgame be played in true spirit of game...and may the best team win...
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