Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Friday, May 30, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
A GUD STORY
On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years."
The cow objected, "What? This kind of a tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you." So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "You are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I'll give a life span of 20 years."
The dog objected, "What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!" So God agreed.
On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Monkeys have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I'll give you 20 years life span."
The monkey objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I'll give you back." So God agreed.
On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, "Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I'll give you a 20 year life span."
The man objected. "What? Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years? No way, man!....Why don't we make a deal? Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?" So God agreed.
AND THAT'S WHY.... In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!
The cow objected, "What? This kind of a tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you." So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "You are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I'll give a life span of 20 years."
The dog objected, "What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!" So God agreed.
On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Monkeys have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I'll give you 20 years life span."
The monkey objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I'll give you back." So God agreed.
On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, "Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I'll give you a 20 year life span."
The man objected. "What? Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years? No way, man!....Why don't we make a deal? Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?" So God agreed.
AND THAT'S WHY.... In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!
Sunday, May 25, 2008
India Users Increasing On Orkut?
Apparently it is not only the Brazilians who are crazy about Orkut. I have noticed a large number of Indians signing up with the forums, and at the rate that they are going they may soon surpass their American friends.
Here is a snapshot was taken of the Orkut census on July 26th of this year.
And here is one that was taken today.
When Google first launched Orkut, they were perplexed as why it attracted so many Brazilians (although it may have something to do with a popular yogurt named Yakut).
READ MORE oF THIS....
..~~~~click HERE~~~~..
courtesy:insideorkut
Here is a snapshot was taken of the Orkut census on July 26th of this year.
And here is one that was taken today.
When Google first launched Orkut, they were perplexed as why it attracted so many Brazilians (although it may have something to do with a popular yogurt named Yakut).
READ MORE oF THIS....
..~~~~click HERE~~~~..
courtesy:insideorkut
Friday, May 23, 2008
Inheritance.Cycle...-->Christopher paolini
Two books have beeen published in Inheritance series- Eragon and Eldest.Another is ready for release-BRISINGR meaninig FIrE..actually brisingr was named EMPIRE.but PAolINI changed it to BRISINGR.
Chritopher paolini born November 17,1983 wrote Eragon when he was 15 year old..
First copies of THe Book were published in 2001..After huge success.2nd book was released "Eldest" in 2005, in which eragon continues his adventures with his dragon, Saphira.
Much awaited 3rd book of Cycle is about to be release in septemer 2008.
Christopher paolini has shown his readers a new world full of MAGIC ,dark creatures,Elves ,Dwarfes and....-->DRAGONS......
Eragon and Eldest have been International sensations,have been translated into more than 50 languages.Bth have been #1 New York's Best sellers .
In Brisingr,an old word for fire AND .....the story continues.......Of DRagons,Elves,Dwarfs ANNNNdddd MAGIC..
Thursday, May 22, 2008
INDIAN PREMIER LEAGUE(IPL)
Indian cricket fans have a gr8 yorking summer as they are given much awaited dose of TWENTY TWENTY (T20) cricket that they were waiting for..
Indian cricket league(ICL) tried to supply indian fans with this dose,But were not successful..
IPL has the star power, moreover loAds of MONEY is involved in it..With many business icons like mukesh ambani, vijay mallaya..bollywood stars shahrukh khan, priety zinta..companies like GMR ,Deccan chronical ..
TEAMS ARE:
1) Bangalore Royal Challengers: The Bangalore team was bought by Vijay Mallya’s UB Group for $111.6 million to own the team for 10 years. ‘Icon player’ Rahul Dravid is the captain of Bangalore Royal Challengers. Team India’s bowling coach, Venkatesh Prasad is the coach of the team.
2) Kings XI Punjab: The Mohali team was bought by Bollywood diva Preity Zinta, her industrialist beau Ness Wadia, along with renowned industrialists Karan Paul and Mohit Burman for $76 million for a period of 10 years. ‘Icon player’ Yuvraj Singh is the captain of Kings XI Punjab. Australia’s Tom Moddy is the coach of the team.
3) Chennai Super Kings: The Chennai team was bought by India Cements for $91 million to own the team for 10 years. Team India ODI and T20 skipper Mahendra Singh Dhoni is the captain of Chennai Super Kings. Former South Africa cricket team captain Kepler Wessels is the coach of the team.
4) Kolkata Knight Riders: The Kolkata team is owned by Bollywood actor Shah Rukh Khan, actress Juhi Chawla and her husband Jay Mehta for $75.09 million for a 10-year period. ‘Icon player’ Sourav Ganguly is the captain of Kolkata Knight Riders. Australia’s John Buchanan is the coach of the team.
5) Deccan Chargers: The Hyderabad team was bought by Deccan Chronicle, a media house, for $107 million for a 10-year period. Team India’s Test player VVS Laxman is the captain of Deccan Chargers. India’s fielding coach, Robin Singh is the coach of the team.
6) Mumbai Indians: The Mumbai team is owned by Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries Limited for $111.9 million for a period of 10 years. ‘Icon player’ Sachin Tendulkar is the captain of Mumbai Indians. Former Team India manager, Lalchand Rajput is the coach of the team.
7) Delhi Daredevils: The Delhi team is owned by GMR Holdings for $84 million for a period of 10 years. ‘Icon player’ Virender Sehwag is the captain of Delhi Daredevils. Australia’s Greg Shipperd is the coach of the team.
8) Rajasthan Royals: The Jaipur team was bought by UK-based company Emerging Media for $67 million to own the team for a period of 10 years. Former Australian spin bowler Shane Warne is both the captain and coach of Rajasthan Royals
With semi finals on may 30th and 31st may...
Final is scheduled on..1st June 8 pm
MAy Best Team wins
Indian cricket league(ICL) tried to supply indian fans with this dose,But were not successful..
IPL has the star power, moreover loAds of MONEY is involved in it..With many business icons like mukesh ambani, vijay mallaya..bollywood stars shahrukh khan, priety zinta..companies like GMR ,Deccan chronical ..
TEAMS ARE:
1) Bangalore Royal Challengers: The Bangalore team was bought by Vijay Mallya’s UB Group for $111.6 million to own the team for 10 years. ‘Icon player’ Rahul Dravid is the captain of Bangalore Royal Challengers. Team India’s bowling coach, Venkatesh Prasad is the coach of the team.
2) Kings XI Punjab: The Mohali team was bought by Bollywood diva Preity Zinta, her industrialist beau Ness Wadia, along with renowned industrialists Karan Paul and Mohit Burman for $76 million for a period of 10 years. ‘Icon player’ Yuvraj Singh is the captain of Kings XI Punjab. Australia’s Tom Moddy is the coach of the team.
3) Chennai Super Kings: The Chennai team was bought by India Cements for $91 million to own the team for 10 years. Team India ODI and T20 skipper Mahendra Singh Dhoni is the captain of Chennai Super Kings. Former South Africa cricket team captain Kepler Wessels is the coach of the team.
4) Kolkata Knight Riders: The Kolkata team is owned by Bollywood actor Shah Rukh Khan, actress Juhi Chawla and her husband Jay Mehta for $75.09 million for a 10-year period. ‘Icon player’ Sourav Ganguly is the captain of Kolkata Knight Riders. Australia’s John Buchanan is the coach of the team.
5) Deccan Chargers: The Hyderabad team was bought by Deccan Chronicle, a media house, for $107 million for a 10-year period. Team India’s Test player VVS Laxman is the captain of Deccan Chargers. India’s fielding coach, Robin Singh is the coach of the team.
6) Mumbai Indians: The Mumbai team is owned by Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Industries Limited for $111.9 million for a period of 10 years. ‘Icon player’ Sachin Tendulkar is the captain of Mumbai Indians. Former Team India manager, Lalchand Rajput is the coach of the team.
7) Delhi Daredevils: The Delhi team is owned by GMR Holdings for $84 million for a period of 10 years. ‘Icon player’ Virender Sehwag is the captain of Delhi Daredevils. Australia’s Greg Shipperd is the coach of the team.
8) Rajasthan Royals: The Jaipur team was bought by UK-based company Emerging Media for $67 million to own the team for a period of 10 years. Former Australian spin bowler Shane Warne is both the captain and coach of Rajasthan Royals
With semi finals on may 30th and 31st may...
Final is scheduled on..1st June 8 pm
MAy Best Team wins
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
things u didnt know
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All polar bears are left handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.
Cats urine glows under a black light.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear any pants.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan gets more money from Nike annually than ALL of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 1930's lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (wow!!..."here kitty kitty..!!!)
Starfish haven't got brains.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (WHY does this not surprise me?)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The name Wendy was made up for the book 'Peter Pan'.
The Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as necessary. When it was built in the 1940's, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(no comment...you all KNOW what I'm thinking here.....;)
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All polar bears are left handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.
Cats urine glows under a black light.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear any pants.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan gets more money from Nike annually than ALL of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 1930's lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (wow!!..."here kitty kitty..!!!)
Starfish haven't got brains.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (WHY does this not surprise me?)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The name Wendy was made up for the book 'Peter Pan'.
The Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as necessary. When it was built in the 1940's, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(no comment...you all KNOW what I'm thinking here.....;)
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
My friends b'day wish..TIBET SUPPORT
MAy 20th.......
just another day of year....
but it's b"day of my friend ARIJIT..WISHing him MAny happy returns of the DAy..
and may God grand him success...
On his B'day arijit has asked me that I should surprise him with something...
So I am giving him surprise ....he has made a site for supporting tibet people
giving them some support,n ,some help
if U FEEl like supporting Tibet plz do go to www.tibetsupport.co.cc
peacefully help & support TIBET in its cause of freedom
yes ,ARIJIt I'm dedicating u this blog.on ur b'day..
HAPPy B'DAY My FRIEND
just another day of year....
but it's b"day of my friend ARIJIT..WISHing him MAny happy returns of the DAy..
and may God grand him success...
On his B'day arijit has asked me that I should surprise him with something...
So I am giving him surprise ....he has made a site for supporting tibet people
giving them some support,n ,some help
if U FEEl like supporting Tibet plz do go to www.tibetsupport.co.cc
peacefully help & support TIBET in its cause of freedom
yes ,ARIJIt I'm dedicating u this blog.on ur b'day..
HAPPy B'DAY My FRIEND
Monday, May 19, 2008
THE ......"blogging" ...
Blogging...
everyone is doing it .Anyone is doing it..
do u think it may change the way a person shows his emotions...
If a person is feeling happy he/she may not tell anyone but bLOG..
If a he/she is feeling bad..he may not cry but BloG...
where are human emotions shown....on his laptop,or pc....
Blogging may result as user may be sittin facing his laptop or p.c for hours..
by de way...
its also a bliss...as if a perso is feeling lonely or depressed,or has no one to talk to ..he may just write a blog and take his all frustration...BLogging is considered a good habit as writing diary is considered a good habit..
it provides u a medium to tell the world that u have a opinion on some thing.
you also MAtter, blogging helps u realise this
there may b many pro's n con's to this but blogging has brought a new revolution for the internet users...
saonara..
everyone is doing it .Anyone is doing it..
do u think it may change the way a person shows his emotions...
If a person is feeling happy he/she may not tell anyone but bLOG..
If a he/she is feeling bad..he may not cry but BloG...
where are human emotions shown....on his laptop,or pc....
Blogging may result as user may be sittin facing his laptop or p.c for hours..
by de way...
its also a bliss...as if a perso is feeling lonely or depressed,or has no one to talk to ..he may just write a blog and take his all frustration...BLogging is considered a good habit as writing diary is considered a good habit..
it provides u a medium to tell the world that u have a opinion on some thing.
you also MAtter, blogging helps u realise this
there may b many pro's n con's to this but blogging has brought a new revolution for the internet users...
saonara..
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Chetan bhagat....
I like chetan bhagat's books...
he has got a huge fan following in india.....
moreover he is rated one of the most read novelist in INDIA.
his novel FIVE POINt SOMEONE is a major hit. It is a story that tells what not to do at IIT's....An aborbing novel and a gr8 storyline by BHAGAT.....A GOOd depiction of student life..BHAGAt..himself ,graduated from IIT..
his another novel ONE NIGHT AT CALL CENTER has a different storyline...(there GOD's involvement in it)..it shows life situaton of a person working in call centre.Its a story of a single night.
In his both novel BHAGAt has used first person narration that takes reader inside the book.the storyline of both his books is quite absorbing..
Recently Chetan's 3 book was released..."the 3 mistakes of my life"..
I've started reading it today(18th/may/2008) only.....
thums up to Chetan BHAgaT!!!
Thursday, May 15, 2008
WORD(s)-----power
THE MOST SELFISH ONE-LETTER
WORD…….
“I” AVOID IT.
THE MOST SATISFYING TWO-LETTER
WORD……… “WE” USE IT.
THE MOST POISONOUS THREE-LETTER
WORD….. “EGO” KILL IT.
THE MOST USED FOUR-LETTER
WORD……… “LOVE” VALUE IT.
THE MOST PLEASING FIVE-LETTER
WORD…….. “SMILE” KEEP IT.
THE FASTEST SPREADING SIX-LETTER
WORD……. “ROMOUR” IGNORE IT.
THE HARDEST WORKING SEVEN-LETTER
WORD…… “SUCCESS’ ACHIEVE IT.
THE MOST ENVIABLE EIGHT-LETTER
WORD……. “JEALOUSY” DISTANCE IT.
THE MOST POWERFUL NINE-LETTER
WORD……. “KNOWLEDGE” ACQUIRE IT.
THE MOST ESSENTIAL TEN-LETTER WORD……. “CONFIDENCE” `TRUST IT.
WORD…….
“I” AVOID IT.
THE MOST SATISFYING TWO-LETTER
WORD……… “WE” USE IT.
THE MOST POISONOUS THREE-LETTER
WORD….. “EGO” KILL IT.
THE MOST USED FOUR-LETTER
WORD……… “LOVE” VALUE IT.
THE MOST PLEASING FIVE-LETTER
WORD…….. “SMILE” KEEP IT.
THE FASTEST SPREADING SIX-LETTER
WORD……. “ROMOUR” IGNORE IT.
THE HARDEST WORKING SEVEN-LETTER
WORD…… “SUCCESS’ ACHIEVE IT.
THE MOST ENVIABLE EIGHT-LETTER
WORD……. “JEALOUSY” DISTANCE IT.
THE MOST POWERFUL NINE-LETTER
WORD……. “KNOWLEDGE” ACQUIRE IT.
THE MOST ESSENTIAL TEN-LETTER WORD……. “CONFIDENCE” `TRUST IT.
Monday, May 12, 2008
ADs 4 Wife..FUNNY ;)
FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!
ECONOMIST
in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.
MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.
IT CONSULTANT
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.
BUSINESS MAN
Wife wanted for company.
POLITICIAN
I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society..... ......... ... (etc etc and never getting to the point) " "
CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.
FARMER
Wanted a wife for from good stock. Required for breading.
LAWYER
hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled a! nd will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever.
PILOT
Wife required for to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!
BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
SHAAYAR
Burri muddat keh baad eik arazoo jaagi hai, Key hum bee shaadi shooda ho jaayeh, Kya bahaana shaadi karaney ka.......... ..... joh kurrey sarey sarey, Yeah mai butaatah hoon ....... Kyoon key yaroo ub khud ghur keh kaam hotah nahee sarey sarey.
ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl for - 5'8' & 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.
SHARABI
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample. ""
MINICAB DRIVER
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm calling from x-ud,erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but map reading skills are a bonus.
BEGGAR
Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey dey, Allah terah bullah kurrey, Tujhey eik key balley doh dey dey, Hillery hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!
BUILDER
Wanted a wife for to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.
DOCTOR
looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.
ARMY COMMANDO
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife for me. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided. "
RACE CAR DRIVER
A model wife required for to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace!
ASTRONAUT
searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!
ECONOMIST
in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.
MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.
IT CONSULTANT
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.
BUSINESS MAN
Wife wanted for company.
POLITICIAN
I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society..... ......... ... (etc etc and never getting to the point) " "
CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.
FARMER
Wanted a wife for from good stock. Required for breading.
LAWYER
hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled a! nd will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever.
PILOT
Wife required for to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!
BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
SHAAYAR
Burri muddat keh baad eik arazoo jaagi hai, Key hum bee shaadi shooda ho jaayeh, Kya bahaana shaadi karaney ka.......... ..... joh kurrey sarey sarey, Yeah mai butaatah hoon ....... Kyoon key yaroo ub khud ghur keh kaam hotah nahee sarey sarey.
ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl for - 5'8' & 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.
SHARABI
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample. ""
MINICAB DRIVER
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm calling from x-ud,erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but map reading skills are a bonus.
BEGGAR
Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey dey, Allah terah bullah kurrey, Tujhey eik key balley doh dey dey, Hillery hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!
BUILDER
Wanted a wife for to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.
DOCTOR
looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.
ARMY COMMANDO
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife for me. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided. "
RACE CAR DRIVER
A model wife required for to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace!
ASTRONAUT
searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!
Sunday, May 11, 2008
An APplication FORM (FUNNY)
This piece was e-mailed to me by a friend... I thought it was funny so sharing it with you all....
----> Bihar Driving License...
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= =======
DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
------------ --------- --------- --------- --- ------------ --------- --
NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)
2. phust name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)
3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)
4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable
5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right
6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_)
Un-employed
(Check karet box)
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yourj: ___
9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __
10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (If not no,leabe blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)
12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
-__________
Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)
13.Your thumb imparesson :
----> Bihar Driving License...
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= =======
DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
------------ --------- --------- --------- --- ------------ --------- --
NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen.
If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
1. Last name:
(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)
2. phust name:
(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)
3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no
(Check karet box)
4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable
5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right
6.Occupason:
(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_)
Un-employed
(Check karet box)
7. Number of children libing in the household: ___
8. Number that are yourj: ___
9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __
10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (If not no,leabe blank)
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)
12. Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other
-__________
Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)
13.Your thumb imparesson :
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
Mother's day... a day specially dedicated to all the mothers of the world as we remember how much trouble and sacrifice they have done to raise us ,to see us succeed,to make our future bright....
Women have the power to give birth , by being a mother.....It is this special power that is praised and appreciated on this day..
It is said that "BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN THERE IS A WOMAN" most probably his MOTHER....
It is mother only that tells a young mind what is WRONG and what is RIGHT.
In many ways a mother is the person that molds child's personality.
GIVING DIRECTIONS TO A SHIP IN MIDDLE OF AN OCEAN is considered difficult job and this is what mother's do...
In INDIA parents are treated only second to GOD.....NOT that they are worshiped ...but are respected......
I salute all the mother and appreciate there help in making this society a better place .
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
MOTHER'S , u give rightful meaning to our lives...
Women have the power to give birth , by being a mother.....It is this special power that is praised and appreciated on this day..
It is said that "BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN THERE IS A WOMAN" most probably his MOTHER....
It is mother only that tells a young mind what is WRONG and what is RIGHT.
In many ways a mother is the person that molds child's personality.
GIVING DIRECTIONS TO A SHIP IN MIDDLE OF AN OCEAN is considered difficult job and this is what mother's do...
In INDIA parents are treated only second to GOD.....NOT that they are worshiped ...but are respected......
I salute all the mother and appreciate there help in making this society a better place .
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
MOTHER'S , u give rightful meaning to our lives...
Saturday, May 10, 2008
IF OPERATING SYSTEMS RAN AIRLINES...
UNIX Airways: Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Air DOS: Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on ...
Mac Airlines: All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look neat and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, that you really don't want to know, and that everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up and watch the movie.
Windows Air: The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air and at 40,000 feet, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.
Windows NT Air: Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses 4 much bigger planes to cover the same route, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
Linux Air: Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. You take the seat to a location of your choice and bolt it into the deck, per the instructions. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plan leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "Jesus, you had to do what with the seat? ... "
GIRLs answers when you propose her
) Nahi.................???
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai�??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu�??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13) Sorry
14) "��Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai�..L�����������"
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"
16) "Yes .. I too like you � (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " � (Which we guys most oftenly do )
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki� (probably followed by a slap)
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do�
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon�
23) Now that's a real tragedy�.
Girl: Hee hee ��hee hee hee�..hee �.hee��hee��
Hee hee ��hee hee hee�..hee �.hee��hee��
24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho�
27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha�.
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola?
33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?
34) Kitne time ke liye -???
35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..
36) Thanks. I love you, too.
37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U�..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai�.
38) "What?"
39) "Let's just stay away from this"
42) "Give me some free space"
43) I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.
44) My friend in college got one classic reply � "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
45) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.
46) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
47) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this�cant we be just good friends for ever
47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..
48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..
49) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...
50) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..
51)hehe I didnt expect that from you....
52)nice joke ...
53)tu ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisl gaye.....
54)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai
and then walks on.............
55)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata paheli bari hai kya koyi baat nahi mein batati hun...
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai�??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu�??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13) Sorry
14) "��Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai�..L�����������"
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"
16) "Yes .. I too like you � (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " � (Which we guys most oftenly do )
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki� (probably followed by a slap)
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do�
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon�
23) Now that's a real tragedy�.
Girl: Hee hee ��hee hee hee�..hee �.hee��hee��
Hee hee ��hee hee hee�..hee �.hee��hee��
24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho�
27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha�.
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola?
33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?
34) Kitne time ke liye -???
35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..
36) Thanks. I love you, too.
37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U�..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai�.
38) "What?"
39) "Let's just stay away from this"
42) "Give me some free space"
43) I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.
44) My friend in college got one classic reply � "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
45) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.
46) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
47) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this�cant we be just good friends for ever
47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..
48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..
49) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...
50) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..
51)hehe I didnt expect that from you....
52)nice joke ...
53)tu ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisl gaye.....
54)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai
and then walks on.............
55)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata paheli bari hai kya koyi baat nahi mein batati hun...
Friday, May 9, 2008
PALAMPUR
I reside in PALAMPUR ......
a small town in the foothills of dhauladhar range of HIMALAYAS....
PALAMPUR is mainly known for its TEA INDUSTRY and TEA GARDENS.
TEA industry in PALAmpur was started.. by english officers..in early 1900's....
palmpur is situated at about 40 kms from dharamshala and 235 kms from shimla
Places to visit near palampur are Bajnath temple,chamunda temple,..
besides these religious destinations palampur has hand gliding ventures(bir n billing) and many trekking avenues.
C.S.I.R(Council of Scientific andIndustrial research) has also opened its branch I.H.B.T(Institute of Himalayan Bioresource Technology) here.
Himachal pradesh agriculture university is also situated in palampur
TEST UR smartness
Below are 2 Answer them instantly. You can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK?
Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are.
Ready? ...
GO!!!
FIRST QUESTION: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
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ANSWER: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
SECOND QUESTION: Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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ANSWER: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NO NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter's name is Mary.
Let's find out just how smart and clever you really are.
Ready? ...
GO!!!
FIRST QUESTION: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
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ANSWER: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
SECOND QUESTION: Mary's father has five daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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ANSWER: Nunu? Nana? Nene? NO NO! Of course not. The fifth daughter's name is Mary.
mind TEST
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second.
What position do you finish?
NOW! See the answer below..
Answer:
If you answer that you arrived first, then you are absolutely wrong!!!
Cause you overtake the second and you take his place so you arrived second!!!
Note: To answer the second question don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last then you arrive...?
Answer:
If you answer that you arrived second last then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST !!!! The question is wrong!
You're not very good at this are you???
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second.
What position do you finish?
NOW! See the answer below..
Answer:
If you answer that you arrived first, then you are absolutely wrong!!!
Cause you overtake the second and you take his place so you arrived second!!!
Note: To answer the second question don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last then you arrive...?
Answer:
If you answer that you arrived second last then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST !!!! The question is wrong!
You're not very good at this are you???
COMPUTER PROGRAMMING "LAWS"
Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
Any program will expand to fill any available memory.
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer to maintain it.
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.
Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee - that will do them in.
Weinberg's Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Hoare's Law of Large Programs: Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
Any program will expand to fill any available memory.
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer to maintain it.
Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.
Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee - that will do them in.
Weinberg's Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Hoare's Law of Large Programs: Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
..KIng of all KIngs......smoKING......
THEY SAY.................------->...Smoking is a hazardous habit that not only affects the lungs, but the skin as well. The skin of the human body depends on the clean air continually circulating around its essence. Also, the body depends upon rich oxygenated blood being delivered throughout the body. Smoking impairs this process. That is why smokers give the appearance of having an ashen complexion. The best skin care advice, pertinent to smoking, is to make every effort to quit smoking. Other skin care advice includes eating a healthy diet, exfoliating your skin, and maintaining your skin's cleanliness.
but ......to some whats life without smoking.....moreover, if smoking cuts our life short ...it's gud dey say....y should we live long........to SEE WHAT?.......isn't it gud to have fun AND DIE EARLY RATHER TO be DULL and Live long.......do reply/...
but ......to some whats life without smoking.....moreover, if smoking cuts our life short ...it's gud dey say....y should we live long........to SEE WHAT?.......isn't it gud to have fun AND DIE EARLY RATHER TO be DULL and Live long.......do reply/...
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